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(586): View more from Michigan

Why are you such a perv today?

(586): View more from Michigan

This is a lot to handle

(313): View more from Michigan

Oh shh

(586): View more from Michigan

I'm kidding you prude take a joke

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just cut my nipple shaving

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(415): View more from California

Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.

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(386): View more from Florida

i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

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(630): View more from Illinois

You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter

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(310): View more from California

Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.

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(619): View more from California

I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.

(619): View more from California

.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I made it out of the house. Success.

(313): View more from Michigan

It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.

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