that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
