A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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