dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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