Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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