I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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