We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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