I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
