four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You're like the curious george of whores
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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