last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
