Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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