i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
