Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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