Your dad touched me again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Randomize