Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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