I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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