We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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