So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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