Don't you send me to vm
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Randomize
