I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
