Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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