Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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