I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
