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(815): View more from Illinois

His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you

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(631): View more from New York

I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday

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(812): View more from Indiana

They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"

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(785): View more from Kansas

Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.

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(315): View more from New York

Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.

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(818): View more from California

You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.

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