It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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