My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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