this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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