is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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