did you get engaged???
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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