I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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