I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize