Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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