i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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