hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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