That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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