Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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