that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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