The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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