Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Rumble strips road head = magical
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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