S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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