He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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