can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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