ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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