im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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