i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
