Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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