so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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