i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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