ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I need to stop coming to work sober
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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