you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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