lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So. Much. Porn.
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