Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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