Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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